Wednesday, March 27, 2013

                                                              BIGFEET


I read an article on the internet(and if it was on the internet, it has to be true), that a group of researchers from Colorado collected several hundred DNA samples os strands of alleged Sasquatch hair in the California redwoods. It's not an animal, but a subspecies of humans.
These characters travel in groups, they get 7 to 8 feet tall and can weigh up to 1,000 pounds. There could be as many as 50,000 roaming around in North America. Now, if there are that many, we should be seeing more of them. They have to be taking our jobs. If not, they must be on welfare.
Are you feeding your share of them? I know I am. The ones I feed probably weigh over 1,000 pounds.
Maybe the government is giving them social security. I'd bet they are getting food stamps. I imagine they are even getting free health care.
Remember the show, "Planet of the Apes?" BEWARE.