MERRY CHRISTMAS

Twas just days before Christmas,
and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring,
cept me and my spouse.

He really wasn't moving,
just watching t.v.
and I was scrambling
to put up the tree.

I had worked and I'd worked,
but he doesn't care.
He's stuck on that t.v.
and glued to that chair.

I shopped and I shopped,
and alone, I might add.
No, he wouldn't help
and it kinda made me mad.

Time is flying by so fast,
but not a finger he lifts.
Here I am STUCK
wrapping all of these gifts.

"It's cold in here,
build a fire, if you could."
I have to stop what I'm doing
and get in some wood.

I made so much candy,
peanut brittle, divinity and fudge.
I yell, "I could use some help."
But he still doesn't budge.

When ole Santa gets here,
tho my chances are slim,
I'm going to ask,
if I can fly away with him.

No matter what happens,
what will be will be.
I'm wishing the best Christmas
to you all from me.